family: why won't you come with us?

me: there must always be a stark at winterfell

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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I’m not convinced that this isn’t entirely apart from reality considering that I am a male who feels insecure about his body image due to the fact that women only pay attention to men with excessive amounts of muscle (who are on many different magazines on the shelves of the store that I work at) and they do find it rare that a guy actually makes them legitimately laugh. Not to mention that I have heard women talk about guys like they’re brainless monkeys whose sole purpose in life is to make money and help them lift things that are heavy, so the discrimination is unilateral in this regard.  It works both ways but boys are raised not to cry about the things that make us insecure unlike girls.  If you want us to walk a mile in your shoes then walk that mile with us in ours.

(Source: sizvideos)

*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(Source: aterriblehusband)